Take a look at what is arguably the worst poem ever written. And we could argue about whether this is really a poem. But you’d lose.
When I wake up well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out yeah I know I’m gonna [...]

“We need some more flavor,” Said Steve.
“What do you mean?” I asked. “You want to start reviewing Ben and Jerry’s?”
“No, dummy, it’s an analogy.”
“Uh…I think you mean ‘metaphorical expression.’”
“Whatever. I think we should each pick a specialty to focus on.”
“No, not ‘whatever.’ A metaphor is very different from an analogy. Metaphors create meaning by unlike [...]

You know, they all said we would never make it in this industry. Voices echoed in my mind. “There’s too much competition.” “I’ve met pigs with better ideas, and they dressed better too.” “You’re downright crazy. SECURITY!” Weeks after weeks of presentations in front of venture capitalists had yielded no results. [...]

If Steve and I had our way, everyone on the internets would come to I’ve Tried That before signing up for stuff. They could look for reviews of the program or offer they’re considering, and if Steve or I haven’t covered it, they could learn from the other scam-savvy readers here.
Unfortunately, not everyone comes here [...]

Here are my choices for the contest of 3, in no particular order:

Get Healthy in 3 Minutes
3 Things I have done to save my own life
Top 3 worst US cities for losing weight
3 reasons why blogging is like being in love
3 Reasons Job Search Spam Should Scare You
3+3 Free Tools For Moving Your Life and [...]