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In my last project payday review, I promised everyone that Franklin McNugget (my alias, for those of you who don’t know and think I’m crazy) would send an email to the Project Payday support team to have a few things cleared up. The email was titled ’5 Questions I have before Joining.’ Dear Mr. (or [...]

Take a look at what is arguably the worst poem ever written. And we could argue about whether this is really a poem. But you’d lose. When I wake up well I know I’m gonna be I’m gonna be the man who wakes up next to you When I go out yeah I know I’m [...]

“We need some more flavor,” Said Steve. “What do you mean?” I asked. “You want to start reviewing Ben and Jerry’s?” “No, dummy, it’s an analogy.” “Uh…I think you mean ‘metaphorical expression.’” “Whatever. I think we should each pick a specialty to focus on.” “No, not ‘whatever.’ A metaphor is very different from an analogy. [...]

You know, they all said we would never make it in this industry. Voices echoed in my mind. “There’s too much competition.” “I’ve met pigs with better ideas, and they dressed better too.” “You’re downright crazy. SECURITY!” Weeks after weeks of presentations in front of venture capitalists had yielded no results. Joseph and I were [...]