That Greek dude whose punishment was to roll a boulder uphill and then watch it roll down, for all eternity? That’s me.

By reading this sentence, you agree to pay Steve hundreds of millions of dollars.

What do you have when you mix an epidemic, fear, and the Internet? A market!

Can you make a career out of selling netbooks from home? No, probably not.

They say you can make a living playing video games. I say my prayers have finally been answered.