Doing so could potentially land you in a lot of trouble.

It has ’surefire’ right in the name! You know it works! Quick, give me $40 before I run out of eBook copies.

That Greek dude whose punishment was to roll a boulder uphill and then watch it roll down, for all eternity? That’s me.

By reading this sentence, you agree to pay Steve hundreds of millions of dollars.

What do you have when you mix an epidemic, fear, and the Internet? A market!