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It has ‘surefire’ right in the name! You know it works! Quick, give me $40 before I run out of eBook copies.
That Greek dude whose punishment was to roll a boulder uphill and then watch it roll down, for all eternity? That’s me.
By reading this sentence, you agree to pay Steve hundreds of millions of dollars.



