Profit Lance Review: Another Uninspired Scam

Profit Lance Review: Another Uninspired Scam

What if I told you that you could be making $45,507 per second and instantly become wealthy, famous, and admired?

You would surely send me $77.77 right now, wouldn’t you? Come on, already. It’s a bunch of sevens. Okay okay, obviously you’ve never heard of Las Vegas. Sevens are lucky! This can’t possibly be a scam if it’s associated with luck. Everybody wins! In the time it took you to read the previous sentences you could have made $910,140! What are you waiting for!? Do you enjoy being poor? Are you that masochistic that you don’t want to become a millionaire in the next 45 seconds? Well, fine then. Enjoy being a sucker. I’m going to go drive my gold-plated Ferrari to my diamond encrusted yacht to take to my Platinum covered private island in the Caribbean. Later, gator.

The Profit Lance Scam

Okay, so the sales pitch above may be a little extreme, but it isn’t long until we start seeing similar pitches. I’ve seen websites advocating annual salaries anywhere from $75,000 to a whopping $547,500 (seriously) for doing nothing more than basic computer a few minutes each day.

Yawn. Call me when a new concept arises. I’m tired of reviewing these websites.

The Profit Lance is one such website claiming you can make as much as $1,500 per day using their proven system to make money online. For those of you who don’t feel like opening a calculator, let me break it down for you. If we broke $1,500 into a typical 8-hour work day, you’d make 5 cents every second, $3.125 every minute, $187.50 every hour, $10,500 every week, $42,000 every month, and $504,000 every year. Not bad, for doing.. what exactly? I don’t know. I read the entire presell page and didn’t have a clue as to what would make me half-a-million dollars per year.

Honestly, I must have read 10 pages of pure fluff about how great my new life was going to be and how I need no experience or prior knowledge in order to make $1,500 a day. But, the Profit Lance website never said a damn thing about what I was going to do! I had to take it to the streets.

What You Get When You Pay Profit Lance $77

I had to take my research elsewhere because I wasn’t about to take $77 out of my bank account and willingly hand it over to a scammer. What I found was less than shocking.

I purchased the Profit Lance Course in the late Aug of this year. It is suggested you study the course before doing anything. Now the course is filled with many ebooks, videos tools etc. If you follow it step by step, you should be successful. If you have a full time job not to mention family commitments. It’s going to take you a while to go through the whole course before you actually use it.

Now most of you more than likely are like me. When I purchase something like this, I wanna get started right away. So what I did was read a little bit at a time and then tried it out. I started promoting clickbank ads. I have a website which reviews 3 systems. You can choose via clickbank product which three you want to promote.

I’ve submitted all this to hundreds of search engines and directories and so far I’m still waiting for a sale. Now to be fair, I have made a little over three dollars through the google adsense ads. They’re right, you will not start making money overnight. In most cases, it will take several months or longer before start seeing any type of profit.

I did discover one thing, most of the information in the Profit Lance Course with a little research on your part can be found on the internet for free. Profit Lance a simply done this for you. I’m not saying Profit Lance is a scam and I really don’t think it is, so far, it’s hasn’t worked for me yet.

I joined but didn’t make any money but I’m not saying that they are a scam because at the time I didn’t know anything about internet marketing. Since then I’ve found free ways to do it but I do go back just to check on how certain paid ways are done like pay per click. They give video tutorials that are informative. After I found my other internet system I haven’t tried anything else. But I’m not going to bash profitlance because their info is pretty good for someone who knows a little about internet marketing.

Profit Lance is a marketing scheme. You buy his ebook that supposedly has all information you need to refer others to buy the same ebook. It is the same circular reasoning that is prevalent in all internet marketing schemes.

I found a lot more reviews by actual people who have tried the program, but I’m not going to list them here. They’re all very similar and point to Profit Lance offering two methods of teaching you how to make money online. The first is the same Google Adwords, Clickbank, and affiliate marketing scam we’ve seen so many times here at I’ve Tried That. This is the same scam that operates under the name of data entry, home typing, or rebate processing jobs. The second method taught by Profit Lance is how to sucker others into buying into Profit Lance so you can make a commission. Google can help verify this as there are hundreds of websites with the exact same text as Profit Lance.

False Reviews

If you Google Profit Lance, you’ll come across hundreds of websites advocating how great Profit Lance is. More often than not, the author will have claimed to tried dozens of different programs before settling on Profit Lance. Now, he or she is making hundreds or even thousands of dollars per day! NOT! (Borat. Topical.)

These reviews are misleading! Never trust someone who says they’ve tried them all and that the following program is the only one found to work! The reviewer most likely hasn’t tried the program but has bought a program that instructed him to create a website, pick the highest-paying affiliate sites, and offer fake reviews to build trust in order to generate sales.

Stay Away from Profit Lance

And while you’re at it, you’ll want to avoid the following websites: rags-to-riches.com, ideal-home-business.info, clickstore.org, struckpaydirt.net, online-moneyathome.com, nothanksneeded.com, success-club.biz, thetrafficdoctor.net, and themilliondollarclub.ws as they are all promoting the Profit Lance system in order to make sales.

Now, some people are going to read this and think ‘Wow, Steve. You sure are a dumbass and couldn’t be more wrong.’ I know this because I’ve received similar emails in the past. I’m sure there are some people who paid money to Profit Lance and have actually turned a profit. But, in actuality, most people who buy into this system will just be throwing money away. You will spend months and possibly thousands of dollars trying affiliate marketing, but ultimately, you’re just wasting your time. Profit Lance won’t make you rich.

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10 Responses to “Profit Lance Review: Another Uninspired Scam”

  1. I purchased it in April and have been trying to understand it. I have not spent any money on all of the suggestions. I have had a hard time trying to decipher what you have to do to make money with it. Thanks for the review just in time for me to request a refund from Clickbank. I just did that a few minutes ago. I saw a lot of positives about it on Google and various websites. I thought for sure it would be a good one. Luckily I go my money back from the Angela Penbrook scam.

  2. Steve. In an attempt to find a valid internet business I would like to know any information you may have on Force Money.

    Thank you. Ron

  3. what about the fact that Micheal Andrews offers an 8 week money back guarantee……. and why would a site called scamseeker.com be promoting it, why is this the only site that i can find that is not telling that profit lance is a brilliant product, not to make millions overnight but to train and educate in online marketing?????

  4. Sorry, I can’t say I agree with you. I use and promote Profit Lance and it has really helped me out. I would send you the study I did using my figures from before and after Profit Lance but you’ll just question it anyway… so why bother.

    The truth of these products is that it will work for some but it won’t work for others. You have to be willing to work for it.

    It took me months to see my first paycheck but after that they started coming like I was printing money with my deskjet.

    Profit Lance gives what it promises: a wealth of knowledge and materials for people to get started with learning long term skills to make money online.

    If it doesn’t work for you, you have to seriously stop and ask yourself: has the course failed you or have you failed the course?

    I wish you luck in your future endeavours!

  5. I would be interested in that study if u could send it on to osamabenladen@optusnet.com.au would be great have had profitlance for a few weeks, not a dime yet but determined to make it work, any tips would be cool, Ben

  6. Its simple…search engines do not hit on sub domains

  7. So far, the only way I see money lance as a way to make money, is to promote others to buy it threw your site. I’d like to see an website made by a member that dose something other then promote it. I’v seen no “Look at the site I made” only “this is what I made”

    Unlill I find some of the sites actuly selling stuff. I’m not beleaving it.

  8. Marko,

    I understand where you’re coming from, I used to think the same way too. But after I started doing my own affiliate marketing (even before Profit Lance) I realized why members that promote it do not post anything aside from PL. It’s basically out of fear…

    If you’re promoting a product that’s an Internet marketing course, you don’t really want to show users what profitable niches your focusing on.

    I know it would benefit a lot of people, but a lot others with ‘questionable character’ would just come along and steal that niche from you.

    I have 2 niches I do well from I would never show these is open forums, blogs or any form of social/community area for Internet marketers. Simply because I have to protect myself from them.

    I’ve been questioning (for about 3 months now) if I should show these to my subscribers…

    I guess I can’t help you much in showing you a site… but I hope you can understand why, now. It’s not you… it’s the ‘others’.

    Cheers,
    Peter

  9. I am thinking about profit lance, i am very new to this, and not sure if i should go with them or something else. any help?

  10. Steve,

    A helpful reviewer is somebody who actually explored and used the product and then write what he thought about the product. This review does not really help your readers.

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