I've Tried That - We lose money so you don't have to!

Google was a little slow picking up the spam this morning and I received this amazing business opportunity:

On 10/11/07, mr. steve bolton wrote:

Greetings,

I am Barr.Steve Bolton.reaching you to handle an investment
portfolio.I am reaching you to assist in repatriating the funds and property
leftbehind by my late client before it will be confiscated by government and
declared unserviceable by the bank where the huge deposits were lodged.
He died intestate and every attempt to trace any member of his family has proved abortive and unsuccessful.
Do note that who you are does not matter and you will be better informed when I hear from you.
I want you to respond by sending:
1. Your full names
2. Tel & fax numbers
3. Complete Address
Send the above information and I will furnish you with more
information about the estate and process of transfer to you.
Yours Faithfully,
Barrister Steve Bolton ESQ.
Dakar Senegal.
Email:mr.stevebolton@yahoo.com

To which I replied:

On 10/11/07, Steve wrote:

Are you related to Micheal Bolton? If so, can I get his autograph? My mom is a huge fan. If you can get his autograph, we’ll talk business.

Sincerely,
Gwen Stefani.

As you can tell, it’s a slow day here the the I’ve Tried That offices. Joe has gotten his hand stuck twice in the vending machine and we had a surprise visitor drop off some mail. Joe calls her a postal service worker, but I have this theory that it’s actually code for something much more in-depth. Maybe I’m looking too far into it, or maybe I’m about to expose the biggest scandal since Clinton broke into Watergate.

Let me know if any of you hear anything.

PS. Don’t tell Joe.